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sorryhouse:

victor ‘kool a.d.’ vazquez reading excerpts from joke book, which is now available in a limited reprint here

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sorryhouse:
we are reprinting joke book by victor “kool a.d.” vazquez in a limited second edition with new cover art. pre-orders are now available here

sorryhouse:

we are reprinting joke book by victor “kool a.d.” vazquez in a limited second edition with new cover art. pre-orders are now available here

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now on itunes

now on itunes

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sorryhouse:

The first episode of the sorry podcast is now online here.

zachery and i have recorded about seven shows so far. we are using most of them. they will be released weekly. itunes on the way

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most of the time

poetry is not fun

why would people pay to read poems

when they can watch parks and recreation for free

why would people spend time reading poems

when they can spend time looking at pornography

why would people spend time writing poems

when they can do anything else

just think of something

you can do that thing

im staring at a text window

on this internet website

i could smash this computer

i could take out my dick really dramatically

i could smash this computer with my dick

i could smash my dick with this computer

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when i ride my razor scooter

i feel seamless

i can hop up curbs

step over potholes

and jump down steps

however

a little crack in the pavement

could kill me

but i know in my heart

i am god’s sex baby 

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there is coffee in this jar

i don’t pickle things

i just use jars

yes i have seen your facial response

and i do agree with you

there are things that are not likable about me

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Heritage is important.
I am eating the Trader Joes Teriyaki Meat Substitute of my ancestors.
It looks like cat food, as is tradition.
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Between the solitude of the womb and the solitude of the tomb I will have hung out with lots of people.
— Autoportrait by Edouard Levé
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youtubedotcom:

Here’s a guy in a Slipknot shirt on a fucked up street in Camden, NJ.

youtubedotcom:

Here’s a guy in a Slipknot shirt on a fucked up street in Camden, NJ.