victor ‘kool a.d.’ vazquez reading excerpts from joke book, which is now available in a limited reprint here
victor ‘kool a.d.’ vazquez reading excerpts from joke book, which is now available in a limited reprint here
we are reprinting joke book by victor “kool a.d.” vazquez in a limited second edition with new cover art. pre-orders are now available here
The first episode of the sorry podcast is now online here.
zachery and i have recorded about seven shows so far. we are using most of them. they will be released weekly. itunes on the way
most of the time
poetry is not fun
why would people pay to read poems
when they can watch parks and recreation for free
why would people spend time reading poems
when they can spend time looking at pornography
why would people spend time writing poems
when they can do anything else
just think of something
you can do that thing
im staring at a text window
on this internet website
i could smash this computer
i could take out my dick really dramatically
i could smash this computer with my dick
i could smash my dick with this computer
when i ride my razor scooter
i feel seamless
i can hop up curbs
step over potholes
and jump down steps
however
a little crack in the pavement
could kill me
but i know in my heart
i am god’s sex baby
there is coffee in this jar
i don’t pickle things
i just use jars
yes i have seen your facial response
and i do agree with you
there are things that are not likable about me
Here’s a guy in a Slipknot shirt on a fucked up street in Camden, NJ.